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I have been a guest writer on Monkey Pickles.Com for the past couple of months. Huntz is the originator? owner? Webmaster or something at Monkey Pickles. He just sent out a memo (make that an e-mo) to all us new pickle writers...or maybe it was just me.
I don't know Huntz that well. I've talked to him once, but I'm thinking he may be a tad dyslexic, has fat fingers and keeps hitting the wrong keys, or he is possibly from another solar system. Here is the gist of what he wrote, I think. I am writing this from memory having accidentally hit the delete button instead of the translation app. It could be in English but I am not ruling out Klingon.
Huntz: "Hope you are logging in backwards to Word Press and separating your words with < and > and h2o, with text tabs, and Word Stuff."
Login?? Logs in the woods out here.
Backin?? Backed into a fence once...ok twice
Text? A book I had to read in school.
TAB? First diet soft drink.
Huntz: "Choose 3 tags from the most used and season well to increase the pipeline."
I go Tag-less since Michael Jordan appeared in that TV commercial with the question "Boxers or Briefs" and no tag. My most used tags are "Large, X-large, and Tent."
The only seasonings I have are salt and pepper but I also like fall and winter. Concerning pipelines, we have Mobile, Exxon, and Texaco and a few hundred others running through most of Texas. That's about all we can handle right now.
In regard to word press, well I have had some experience there. Our new puppy chewed up the kids' homework the other day so I had to first find the iron and press the paper so the teacher could read the words. So I do press words.
As the newest and oldest living Monkey Pickler writer and the one with quite possibly the shortest writing career in the history of Monkey Pickles, I can cut and paste and e-mail. That's it. That is the extent of my computer-ish-ness.
In the event Huntz is waiting for the Mother Ship to return and is doing Monkey Pickles on the side, I say "Live long and prosper, Huntz (and don't back into any pipelines)."
6 comments:
I love it but please don't leave. This is hysterical.
I love your description of ironing the words!
So funny! Loved your interpretation of his undecipherable message.
With writing like that how can Huntz know what is funny or not to post on Monkey Pickles?
Okay, after the laughing subsided, I can only think of two things...I backed in one less time that YOU...na, na, na, NA, na. And then......
ready?
"You can trust your car to the man who wears the star. The big, bright, TEXACO star!!"
Dang, that's what I get for not proof reading my comment first...
that should read "one less time THAN you."
Very clever response! Mine would been "huh? "
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