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I have been a guest writer on Monkey Pickles.Com for the past couple of months. Huntz is the originator? owner? Webmaster or something at Monkey Pickles. He just sent out a memo (make that an e-mo) to all us new pickle writers...or maybe it was just me.
I don't know Huntz that well. I've talked to him once, but I'm thinking he may be a tad dyslexic, has fat fingers and keeps hitting the wrong keys, or he is possibly from another solar system. Here is the gist of what he wrote, I think. I am writing this from memory having accidentally hit the delete button instead of the translation app. It could be in English but I am not ruling out Klingon.
Huntz: "Hope you are logging in backwards to Word Press and separating your words with < and > and h2o, with text tabs, and Word Stuff."
Login?? Logs in the woods out here.
Backin?? Backed into a fence once...ok twice
Text? A book I had to read in school.
TAB? First diet soft drink.
Huntz: "Choose 3 tags from the most used and season well to increase the pipeline."
I go Tag-less since Michael Jordan appeared in that TV commercial with the question "Boxers or Briefs" and no tag. My most used tags are "Large, X-large, and Tent."
The only seasonings I have are salt and pepper but I also like fall and winter. Concerning pipelines, we have Mobile, Exxon, and Texaco and a few hundred others running through most of Texas. That's about all we can handle right now.
In regard to word press, well I have had some experience there. Our new puppy chewed up the kids' homework the other day so I had to first find the iron and press the paper so the teacher could read the words. So I do press words.
As the newest and oldest living Monkey Pickler writer and the one with quite possibly the shortest writing career in the history of Monkey Pickles, I can cut and paste and e-mail. That's it. That is the extent of my computer-ish-ness.
In the event Huntz is waiting for the Mother Ship to return and is doing Monkey Pickles on the side, I say "Live long and prosper, Huntz (and don't back into any pipelines)."