Friday, November 16, 2012
A Bird on the Desk is Worth....?
By Jody Worsham , grinsandgroans ( at) yahoo.com
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During the course of my half century married to biologist turned kineseologist Dr. Hubby, I have come to expect unexpected guests in our home, backyard, and even the bathtub. One of his undergraduate projects included trapping a nutria, rendering him dead, and plopping him in my freezer until it was ready for skinning. A note on the refrigerator would have prevented an early morning warning scream that sent the neighbors into their storm cellars.
Then there was the time he returned home late from calling a basketball game in a nearby town. Two chickens had fallen off the Pilgrim’s Pride truck that was hauling them to the chicken processing plant. The hens were wandering along the side of the road in the rain. He rescued them and brought them home. With no readily available chicken coop, he put them in out bathtub. Again no note to alert me to the fact that we had guests in the bathtub. He did very thoughtfully, however, hypnotized the chickens (he can really do this) so that they would be still and quiet so as not to awaken me during the night. The next morning the neighbors again headed for their storm cellars as the early warning signal sounded.
Our next guest came from Lake Sam Rayburn. Dr. Hubby’s day fishing trip had lasted longer than expected so I was already asleep when he got home. Not wanting to return home empty handed without a string of bass or perch, he brought home what he had caught.. live… and put it in the kitchen sink. I now know grinnels are about as close to a prehistoric fish as you can find in North America. Again no note. In the morning when I went into the kitchen to make coffee, I activated the early warning scream. This time the neighbors called before heading for their storm cellars.
So I was not surprised when the Tween-ager and the seven-year-old came to the house from the Trump Chicken Condos carrying our next house guest. It seems that one of the recently added twenty-four chicks was being picked on by the other chicks. She was literally the butt of their beaks. Since she was missing several tail feathers, nothing would do but separate her from the other birds. So our next guest found herself in a cardboard box on the desk in the playroom.
My writing lamp was whisked off my desk to provide warmth for the chick. My ceramic ramekins became the perfect sized feeder and water bowl for this bird. Today’s newspaper, still unread, became lining for the box. The shi tzu was not a hospitable hostess and let everyone know it. She upset the chick so much that it decided to check out early. Dr. Hubby caught her in mid-flight just as he came in the door. He didn’t look surprised to see a baby chicken in a box on a desk in the playroom with my reading lamp.
All he said was “What? No note?”