By Jody Worsham
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I always
thought walking pneumonia, or in my case walking bronchitis, meant you were
sick but still walking around. According
to my doctor it means the disease is making the rounds, walking from one person
in the family to the next.
I don’t know
why I am surprised. In our family, we
are at both ends of the “most likely to get” spectrum, that being the young and
the elderly. It started with the
nine-year-old. Since he is prone to pneumonia,
we wasted no time in getting him to the doctor for antibiotics and cough
medicine only this time it was bronchitis.
Next it walked its way to Dr. Hubby who kept walking or riding on the
tractor trying to outrun it which he did for a while. Bronchitis then jumped on the teenager who
was sure she would rather die than try to swallow a pill. I was the last in line, weakened I am sure by
the administering of fluids, ice cream, and cough medicine on a 24/7 basis.
I tried to
fight it on my own but at a certain age, your body is more willing to wave the
white flag than you are. Back to the
doctor for a shot, antibiotics, and more cough medicine, this time prescribed
by the quart for the entire family. Pills
were also prescribed for the still hacking teenager whose performance of “I’m
dying from trying to swallow a pill” has been nominated for an Academy Award in
the category of Most Over-acted Dramatic Near-Death Performance by a teenager
with limited audience. I am sure she
will win.
To date, the
nine-year-old has stopped coughing and has resumed running around shirtless
chasing frogs, turtles, and squirrels in the woods. Dr. Hubby has successfully outrun the
bronchitis but not a ground wasp that nailed him on his back. Our Academy Award Nominee has one more
performance…er…pill to go. I am working
on Day 13 of the Walking Bronchitis.
I think it
has finished its walk and has stopped for a vacation in my chest. The good news is that due to constant coughing,
my waist is two inches smaller. The bad
news is the coughing has caused my bladder muscles to react in a most
embarrassing way. While the others cough
and race for the box of Kleenex, I race for the bathroom.
Sometimes I
make it.
TIP: Put several paper towels in a gallon zip-lock bag, the kind with the slider. Makes a great portable barf bag.
TIP: Put several paper towels in a gallon zip-lock bag, the kind with the slider. Makes a great portable barf bag.
2 comments:
I'll stick with the boogie-woogie flu, thanks.
Hope you are feeling better soon. It's been a revelation to me how differently my body responds when closing in on 60! I have 2 adult nieces who do the "Sarah Heartburn" act every time they need to swallow a pill. Unfortunately they both have autoimmunce conditions that require meds often. When given the choice between regular needles and pills they somehow choke down the pills.
Seriously...the caretaker often needs some care taking even if supplied by yourself. Good thoughts for you.
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